is there any fucking fanart of me where i’m not mackin’ on a shitty priest
You are a good woman, Marie.
doesn’t matter because don’t all her marriages fail
if you can even call them that
she’s probably a dyke anyway
and by probably i mean obviously
Nothing wrong with getting more vagina than you? I mean, eight hundred years old and a chainsaw, not everyone has gotten their tetanus shot.
tetanus shot or not, they’re still gonna end up as ground beef after i’m done with ‘em
i think you’re missig the big picture here
the big, bloody picture
fuck all of you i am clearly the best option
even i can’t resist wanting to be my best friend
I can taste it